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...again.
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (OH HELL YES. Less now though...All we have is bad stuff. :I)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (DO NOT WANT.)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Yes. Even though I had to look up the word "chav".)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2 (DAMN! I mean, bullocks!)
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (IT TASTE LIEK MEAT.)
[x] You know Italian songs. (Does Dominic the Donkey count?)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian. (Buongiorno! Arrivederci! Fresco! Paul!)
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is. (No, but I'm immature enough to laugh at it!)
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. (ALL. THE. TIME. Even when I'm playing an elephant...Ignore that.)
Total: 5
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Pfft - occasionally?)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (Mmm...)
Total: 3
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x]You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5 (IN 'OME COUNTRY OF ROSHA.)
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blond hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2
African-American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[x] You have nappy hair. (...I guess?)
[x] You like rap. (Old school rap. None of this stuff from the young whippersnappers with their bling-dilly and their iPods and their hopscotch and their...)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (|D)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 6
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (Only when there's food in it.)
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Not really...I call myself a Grammar Nazi so I doubt mind too much, but mostly because my mom's black...)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 6
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french. (Un peu...=__= )
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (Some...I read the comic.)
Total: 2
American (Why yes, yes I am.)
[ ] You hate foreigners. (XD)
[ ] You hate non - Christians. (XDDDDDD)
[x] You're lazy. (Oh hellz yeah. Not two ways 'bout it.)
[ ] You are not cultured. (Ouch...)
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty. (Double ouch...)
[ ] You don't read. (LE GASP. SACRILEGE!)
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (OTL)
Total: 2
British = 2
Australian = 5
Italian = 5
Spanish = 3
Russian = 5
Irish = 2
African American = 6 Asian = 3
German = 6Canadian = 2
American = 2
Not bad...